Democratic rule of thumb: in the absence of any other info, vote for the person who is defending your right to fucking vote.

This race is neck and neck. If he ekes out a win (via voter suppression, or whatever other tricks he has up his sleeve through the election), then it’s just another sign that democracy is well and truly dead in America. I’ll wait until 2020 to call it, but this is the scariest part of it all. We’ve already accepted…

So if someone gets chlamydia and it takes months to develop, would that be called a...*puts on sunglasses*...slow clap?

Oh man... that second one. This is why I love Dr. NerdLove. GTFO asap.

I have a Parm wheel. :)

In Heidi’s view, her husband “has kept his integrity intact.” And, by extension, she has kept hers.

‘Hah! That was the worst move he’s ever made.’” She laughed at the memory.

Pokemon Go to the Nearest Precinct and Vote

Pokemon go to the polls is still the greatest voting slogan of all time

Pegged him as a Digimon guy, anyway. 

I only posted this so we’d have the gif on file.

At home with a ton of parm, butter, and fresh cracked pepper. It’s SO good! In my dreams I have a parm wheel. I am incredibly jealous of Chrissy Teigen for many reasons, but mostly for her cheese wheel.

They're not even doing this shit with a wink anymore.  Just blatant, out in the open fuckery.  

Even if that’s not what it means, it’s certainly what he does.

Am I understanding correctly that he can say anything about anyone bc he’s the president? 

“If this Court were to prevent Mr. Trump from engaging in this type of ‘rhetorical hyperbole’ against a political adversary, it would significantly hamper the office of the President,” Otero wrote.

I am of African descent with a little Scotish and French thrown in for good measure. My maternal great-grandparents were full-blooded Seminoles. I claim my Native American heritage with pride because I grew up under my great-grandmother’s knee and she was one of the wisest people that I have ever known.

Bullies are always the biggest victim in their own narratives.

Ugggh he looks especially like a caricature from that angle. What the fuck.

I hate to break it you Charlie Brown, but...you’re never going to get to kick that football unless you punch Lucy in the mouth and take it from her.