Update: he won’t be staying there any more. The judge got wind of his bullshit, and is pissed, so he’s being remanded to normal jail. Please enjoy this breakdown by @SpicyFiles (who appears to be a person with a terrifyingly intense obsession with digging up all manner of court filings and plowing through them with…

Fun fact; no one insults someone by calling them a cigarette.

 -then would someone tell this cigarette to shut up!

“I use the word ‘faggot’ to call people ‘retards,’”

Either that, or he has a serious disconnect with realizing that Sanders was born in 1890 and probably used the word in a very different social environment.

The theory is that fried chicken is so delicious that it excuses racism?

Black person here. I woulda let this one go. Jinx on the other hand is racist as fuck and there is no excuse for it. Its clearly meant to be a golliwog type character and is blatantly racist.

a spline is a particular kind of curve!

“U.S. government recently informed four migrant women that they would have to pay for DNA tests to confirm they are related to their children”

??????!!!!?????
DA FUCK?

*FUCK THESE ICEHOLES*

I think the point he’s trying to make is that US pays 4 percent of GDP, which makes up 90 percent of the cost associated with administering NATO while Germany pays only 1 percent of GDP. I didn’t google to check the veracity of the claim, however.

honestly kind of glad that my nursing days are over because this hed would FOR SURE have made my tits shrivel up like raisins anyway.

Exactly. Like..are we sure we know he knows what “breastfeeding” actually entails?

I cannot believe (*sigh* yes I can) that people are fixated on, “but did he wear socks IN the pool?” as opposed the fact that the (thankfully fired) apartment manager is a blatant racist.

He actually didn’t have his socks on in the pool. He was wearing them at the pool. 

After that, Scott cleaned out the EPA building’s furniture, light fixtures, light bulbs, carpeting, office supplies, and any other damn thing that wasn’t nailed down.

I hope he gets cancer and dies a miserable death.

How the fuck is this banned on Twitter but fucking Trump can incite violence against journalists and generally trash-talk anyone critical of him?

What’s flying away from the butt fumble?

AS the son of a naturalized citizen, all I can say is: 

Speed 3: Beat the Tariffs