Why on earth would you want to do that?

Vegetarian propaganda? Yes, that’s what it was. Not just a simple joke. Normally, I’d reserve this language for my mom at the table during Christmas dinner, but go fuck yourself.

Stuff them, mash them, stick em in a stew?

You must be fun at parties...

I always have to try on shoes and bras - so I hear you. Although I am wearing flip flops and am braless. So.

“Teacher, I think I speak for the entire class when I say I’d rather have a pop quiz than a surprise Ivanka Trump visit. I’ll even go make the copies.”

I mean, some of it I find amusing - women pretending they don’t understand Star Wars to make idiot fanboys mad, for instance.

Literally anyone could have written that false information. Your sources are suspect.

Who the fuck says “my wife is an accountant in porn!!! What do I do?!?!?!”

Whoa, slow your roll there Senator Cruz.

Yes! Katherine is the best name! It’s solid and traditional, but has 50 billion nicknames/alternate spellings so you can totally make it match who you are! As a holder of said name, I use one version professionally, one socially, and one with my ride or die people. (In other words, it’s great for people who…

Actually the Starkiller weapon was a hyperspace weapon..

It’s not at all being prude. It’s an entirely different scenario if she was never in the sex work business before, there was an understanding that they were monogamous, the one parter objects, and there are kids who don’t know about it.

Ugh. I can’t believe that you spoiled not only the game having doors, but their aesthetics, too.

For now. The problem is the next guy could be just as bad or worse as Moore, but not a pedophile. And he’d win.

Die Moist

But if he knows that - as he should - why not go for broke? This is like trailing in a football game by two scores in the fourth quarter and choosing not to pass the ball because “too risky, better play it safe”

“A FEMALE ONLY HEIST WOULD NEVER WORK BECAUSE THEIR PERIODS WOULD ATTRACT BEARS”

In practice, it seems a bit like the source of many mythologies, except with a positive spin.

Name the fear of darkness Gerald. For a 4yo, maybe draw some pictures of Gerald. Gerald is some big clumsy oaf/animal that gets confused and lays down for a nap that blocks the sunlight. Once he’s rested, he’ll get up and…