I just can’t with this serial lying asshole. Go fuck a grapefruit you mandarin candidate

Maybe he’s a knight now

Guthrie: Was there ever a time that the president asked you to lie?

“For the men, it is a challenge for a lot of them,” said Rep. Kristi Noem, who’s running for governor of South Dakota, a state she referred to as “a good ol’ boys club.” “For some reason, they were willing to vote to send a woman to Congress for years, but to put a woman in the governor’s office, it’s very different.”

I’m really confused by the wholeAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez, New York Working Families Party and Joe Crowley story. WFP wanted Crowley to run as their nominee after he lost and Crowley missed some meetings with Ocasio-Cortez’s people, but then Ocasio-Cortez’s people weren’t getting back to his people and now WFP wholly…

“We appreciate his enthusiasm. Going forward, we’ll put measures in place to count contributions like this differently.”

only because of me

Wait, WHAT?! I thought this was going to be about that primary that she won by write-in ballot despite not running for. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!!

Wait, it’s already being made a movie? Christ.

Or dads

More like Baby Face Kavanaugh, amirite? 

I never got around to playing the first Battlefleet Gothic: Armada but am pumped for the 2nd one for lore reasons alone (plus I have hopes that it will be at least pretty fun)

District attorney-elect Jason Anderson called Selyem’s social media posts a “little bit salty.” Stephen Levine, a San Bernardino attorney who acts as Selyem counterpart in court on a regular basis, doesn’t see much of a problem.

Man, look at how unlucky Drake is getting here

God. The mental images from this... I know you have to report on this, but

I feel like we are a handful of years away from realizing that Jack is some incel/white supremacist/nazi/alt-right prick. I really don’t get how they choose who to ban.

Are you kidding? Of course he took nails too.

My fears are that either (a) trump supporters will view this as a “we’re with trump against the world!” situation and just believe his promises that things will be better or (b) Trump will eventually agree to end the trade war on terms that are pretty much the same as they were before or slightly worse, but will say…

Hey now, the folks over at Keep It liked the new album and that is enough for me as someone who does not know Drake’s music at all.

If she didn’t want to be harassed by the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, she shouldn’t have thought about him.