It was great when it first started, kinda like Jerry Springer. Now they try to too hard to get Facebook-worthy clips and they have become a caricature of themselves.

Well shit. That's a cool guy. I'm a Mets fan. If they made the playoffs (ha) and I asked Matt Harvey the same thing he'd probably sleep with my girlfriend and shit on my front steps.

So what did you do? Sit in silence then write a comment about it on deadspin? Damn I wish I could be like you.

Fuck the Rangers you idiot. He made a joke that you didn't get.

Shoot. You met that ONE Cardinals fan who represents the entire fan base. Of all the gin joints in the world!

"Well I don't know why googling horse therapy is leading me to this sports website, but I'll put down this lotion and give a look around....wait a minute!"

Who wouldn't? And what does Burneko expect it to look like? It's fries with pulled pork, cheese, and onions on it. It takes him 2,000 words for him to tell us he's an idiot.

Yeah, because hearsay is always admissible in the court of law. Get real.

Of course they want to get it right. If they don't, Adrian Peterson will beat the ever loving shit out of them.

I'm no prude, but how was that guy not called for a 15 yard unsportsmanlike conduct penalty? He literally teabagged the guy.

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That guy must have been emotional as fuck after hitting Stanton like that. He definitely didn't look like he was all there when they stretchered GC off. I'm surprised he wasn't taken out after that. He probably had crazy adrenaline when they started yelling at him. Nobody thinks rationally after a sequence like that.

He was saying "that's fucking bullshit" that someone would think he would intentionally try to hit someone again after what happened to Stanton. He was visibly upset after hitting Stanton if you didn't see.

My fiancé and I were spearing fish in the Bahamas last Thursday. She went down about 30 feet and speared a nice snapper, but was too tired to bring the fish up herself. So she came to the surface and I went down to get the fish. I brought the fish up and handed her the spear with the fish on it. As she was swimming…

You missed one.

I look forward to the day that Sade realizes it's a Doberman.

If he really wants to alleviate his shame and make amends, seppuku would be a nice gesture.

What a fucking piece of shit. I wish I could put some kind of witty spin on it, but honestly, fuck this guy.

Ejected Chiefs' Fan: Don't taze me, bro.

Who won the Finals this year? Ohh the Spurs... What was the deciding factor? The bench. What was the factor last year...The bench or the year before... I think you see a pattern.