Oh, you killed it with these comments!

This is probably my favorite Deadspin top ten list ever. Then again, I'm pretty bitter over that numbers list from earlier this week. What in the shit were they thinking posting that?

I think he's referring to the balls to the face celebratory dance following the clean hit.

You left out the part where you found a $20 bill.

Oh. My. God.

When I was a younger gent, I used to think it was fun to shoot rabbits in my yard with a pellet gun from a cracked window in my living room like I was a goddamned sniper picking off the Taliban in the Afghan mountains. They would jump and run away and I would pretend I was righteously ridding my yard of destructive…

This must be a common occurrence - a horrifying common occurrence.

My doberman found a bunny nest in my yard a few years ago. I found the nest one day and went back the next to see if they were still there. One of them was, a few feet away - skinned perfectly from the neck down and covered in slobber. I have no idea how he performed such a feat.

Once, when I was a kid, my dad accidentally ran his sit-down mower across a shallow rabbits' nest. Apparently, the mother rabbit had recently given birth and was tending to her young. My parents tried to prevent me from seeing the murder scene, but it was too late. It looked as if the rabbit world had their own…

I think we can all agree that it's tough to turn down porn star caliber BJs.

When you sit in a suit, your socks should show. While high fashion may tell you no pant break is currently in style, traditionally, when standing, you should have a slight pant break, but nothing like this guy's. This just looks sloppy.

It shouldn't take a Jackie Robinson talent to end discrimination against homosexuals, or blacks, or hispanics, or any other group that is being discriminated against. Am I off base here?

And if every team had decided to "think twice," we may still be playing with all white rosters.

Are you slow? I asked if (key word: if)Robinson had been a middle of the pack talent, should he have not been signed? The point being that it shouldn't be about talent vs. distraction, it's about right vs. wrong. It was wrong that blacks were treated differently and it would be wrong if Sam was treated differently…

Oh Jackie did it "the right way." From a Cards fan, you sound like a fucking Cards fan. Shut the fuck up with your stupid bullshit logic.

Again, I ask the simple question which you have failed to answer: If Jackie Robinson happened to be a middle of the pack MLB talent, should he have not been signed b/c of him being a potential distraction?

I cringe thinking of some of the decisions I made at the age of 25.

What in the fuck does risk/reward have to do with right/wrong? Pull your head out of your ass and think logically. Are you saying that if Jackie Robinson happened to be a middle of the pack MLB talent, he shouldn't have been signed?

How is this different than when Branch Rickey signed Jackie Robinson? Of course it was a "distraction," but was obviously the right move to make. Anyone who hides behind the "distraction" defense is contributing to the same type of discrimination. Open your fucking eyeballs.

You're really not sure?