Yeah, the subtle joke is that karate is simultaneously a huge deal in “the Valley” while simultaneously no one really cares about it because, well, it’s just teens doing karate.

One of the things I like about this show is when they demonstrate how low-stakes the whole competitive karate scene is in their town. Like, the karate board has all the energy of a municipal meeting on where to install a stop sign. When the rival dojos do their carnival demos, the audience seems just slightly bemused.…

The show makes it seem like karate in the Valley is as important as high school football in Texas. I love it.

“...there will also be some new drama between Daniel’s daughter (played by Mary Mouser) and her friend Tory at Cobra Kai (played by Peyton List)...”

I found Jennings better in theory than practice. He doesn’t really have a good voice for it.

Someone listened to Dick Cheney’s TED talk!

Jeopardy really doesn’t need a flashy celeb host. Richards was a pretty good host and understands the show better than anyone. I’m fine with it. I really doubt Ken Jennings wanted to spend 20 years hosting.

I just assume they all saw each other at the same time, their eyes all went big, and then someone puked from all the awkwardness. 

Speaking as a dude who once ran marathons and rowed crew for a Big 10 Team and now looks like if an older, fatter Vin Diesel had a baby with Paul Giamatti... getting old sucks and time is undefeated.

Brendan Fraser has kind of aged into Rodney Dangerfield.

Truly wild to see so many people lining up to side with the billion dollar corporation who can absolutely afford to pay because they find it distasteful to ask for what you’re owed if you already have a lot. Like, fuck Disney; they should pay what they owe.

I hate it when the people who are obligated to pay a celebrity try to get the public on their side by pointing out how much said celebrity makes. Usually it’s sports team owners saying something like, “We’ve already made him a multi-millionaire; what more could he possibly want?” and I just want to smash things,…

Imagine dying so you could see Post Malone.

I’m in a niche band that performs at small festival events in our area, and we’re looking at the hopeful chance to perform for the first time since... 2019?

They keep repeating it “tanked” so much, but I really don’t think it did at all. It definitely broke even and then made more than the budget. Also I would hope they didn’t expect it to make at least a billion. It’s a prequel about a character we know who is dead now, probably really dead. BW deserved her own movie and…

Right. This will be:

Scarlett’s lawyers: “We lost $50 million thanks to your shenanigans”
Disney’s lawyers: “We think you only lost $10 million. We’ll write that check now.”
SLs: “Nah, it’s closer to $40 million.”
DLs: “Look, don’t make us put out the e-mails where she said she wanted to play Shang-Chi”
SLs: “And don’t…

Pretty sure it’s Hawk Guy.  

Somebody on Reddit pointed out that saying something that was meant to be reassuring but that actually freaks everyone out more is a total Tobias move.

Was expecting and hoping for more details on Shorty Pants.