This is a Red Sox post, get out of here with your Yankee talk

Well, to be fair, you either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become a Wizard. Just ask Michael Jordan

The Pistons titles (89, 90, 04) were the only championships in the last 40 years by a team without a player who won an MVP. Yes, they were great teams, but comparing them to Dirk’s Mavs, much less Lebron’s Cavs, is wrong. Those teams were truly unique.

“Unequivocally, this guy was the best shooter Dallas ever had.”

there’s always the next routine fly ball

Actually, it was Betts AND Bogaerts for Harvey.

“Please don’t make me test your theory.”

But the video contains a serious dose of tone-deafness, in that you would be saving money at the direct expense of another person.

If you can’t afford to tip 20% then you can’t afford to eat out.

I believe the beating average in Baltimore belongs to Ray Rice.

That is such a classist way of putting it. 'If you're poor, you don't deserve to eat out.' 

Oh give me a break, richie rich. We can agree that waitstaff deserve a fair wage AND think that tipping culture is stupid and up for interpretation and dependent on a bunch of different factors. Always tipping 20% regardless of service just makes you a lackey for exploitative, shitty business owners.

Sports in a nut shell 

Two Dudes Two Cups

If Rosenthal retires the next batter he faces, his ERA will “fall” to 189.00

Alvarado, why don’t you swing for the fences?
You been caught lookin’ senseless, so so long now.

I wish the big bullies like Baltimore would stop beating up on plucky upstarts like New York.

between the torn-up Yankee holes and Red Sox giving up dongs everywhere, it’s shaping up to be a pretty hardcore year in the AL East

And after he makes the shot, the first person the announcers give credit to is Tom Izzo.  Fantastic