Are you talking about the Kraft video or the Mueller report?

It’s basically the Streisand effect here, and it’s wonderful

This article is more of a critique of main stream sports media than it is of Kraft. Of course an old, Trump-supporting billionaire who owns an NFL franchise will issue that limp dick non-apology apology. And he would be shocked and appalled if you didn’t believe his good word!

You mean, lots MORE flying dildos.

Since he had that little outing with the Marlins, everyone should be able to say Ichiro is their favorite player not on their team. 

The evidence will never stand up in court.

Star for the use of the words “pump” and “finish”. 

I just immediately and overwhelmingly became obsessed with knowing how Kraft and his legal team will (if they haven’t already) watch the tape so they can prepare.

And it would instantly become a relic for Masshole devotion. Though the question remains, was the worker Chinese or Laotian?

Gotta say, it would be a hell of a finish to the pump up the crowd video montage at an AFC rival’s stadium ... looking at you, Buffalo.

Did the motion come with lotion? 

Sick and tired of reading about all these rich, old guys getting off. 

Then you’d offer about as much conversational sustenance as Taco Bell hot sauce packets serve nutritionally.

Kentucky Wifi’d Chicken?
POP3eye’s?
Why is My Connection Cutting In-N-Out?
Five Guys All Asking You Whether You Tried Turning It Off and On Again?

considering he just injured his back I’d think you’d be glad he was traded away

You also have one of the best ballparks in the Majors.

Silver Spring has some great Ethiopian spots too.

One thing on Chinatown- Chinatown Express has hand pulled noodles and handmade dumplings.  Other than that, you’re right.  

Charley: Ok, say it with me Kyler - “I’m a 6'5 white QB with a lunch pail attitude and a heart of gold!”

I was in college and took a date (not my idea per se, we were both just curious about the hubbub). Did not get laid that night.