What are they going to do when it snows?

You are on to something. Thats why kickers and punters are rolling in the dough. 

It’s not a “take.”

This woman is the fucking Hercule Poirot of wives. She led you right into the very spot she wanted you to be all along!

My wife, a lovely and thoughtful woman, purchased a very expensive Redskins jacket for my birthday a couple of years ago. What she hadn’t realized is I had abandoned this morally bankrupt team and cringed at the thought of wearing the fucking jacket in public. 

Coincidentally, she had also been imploring me to lose…

That’s also how he plays Chutes and Ladders with his kids.

You just can’t cancel games because they are pointless!

Hello I am a blandly symmetrical blonde verbalizing your fears. Please allow your sexual frustrations to intertwine with your xenophobia until I have all your money.

My congolences to Zhaire during this difficult time.

I think the Republicans in that county know who he’s talking about. They aren’t sitting there saying “HEY, he’s talking about me!” They’re still going to come out and vote for their boy. 

Is it a gaffe when the county voted 65-30 for Hillary in 2016? He knows he’s not getting votes from Franklin County and is playing to his base. “If you don’t show up, those assholes are going to vote for HIM.” It’s not like he said something crazy like “Fuck Ohio State and go Steelers.”

Mom, what happened to Coleman?

“Sigh... no.”