It implies that others do in fact have allegiance/pledge support to a foreign country. Those others she is referring to are Israel supporters. Catholics used to face this about loyalty to the Vatican. It has a history that Rep. Omar could be more sensitive to.

“That’s a clown question, bro” should be the correct answer.

I hate reaction gifs, but this is what I came here to say. This sounds like the least interesting and least mysterious mystery ever.

I would just like to thank everyone who heard about inflating and deflating assets to buy an NFL franchise and did *not* mention the Patriots.

I won’t do laps for coaches unless they have publications in top journals.

So I should just throw it into the trashcan to go in a landfill? Or should I put it in the recycling bin as a hedge against this article being wrong and let the recycling industry make the decision for me? I can’t see how this “life hack” will change my behavior.

Should be noted that the team that has Mike Trout _and the most hyped player of 2018 Shohei Otani_ sucks ass.

The correct take is that lox, cream cheese, capers, red onions all belong together... on pumpernickel toast, rye if you can’t find any pump. You’re welcome.

As someone who grew up hating the Yankees, I still love this kid so much. I love his integrity. I was crushed when Luis Tiant went straight from Fenway to the Bronx. That kind of stuff just ruins your world when you’re a kid. And he’s not wrong about Brady to the Dolphins. These superstars who milk an extra year with…

Deep breath. Count to 10.

We have state laws, state taxes, state government, and a fucking state bird (wood thrush) and song. We have all the bad things and none of the good things (voting representation, budget autonomy) associated with statehood, thank you very much.

My understanding is that this column is written by American correspondents.

Vegetarian substitute?

Seriously which one of his “advisors” is going to say “nah”? Hail lowly subjects, how do my invisible robes look?

Roses are red

Kinja should allow the like button for individual words and phrases. There are so many specific moments in a Harriot post that are so funny and brilliant I want to call them out. I mean, “Soldiers Who Are Trained To Eliminate or Appropriate the Melanated” is pure genius. 

I miss those jokes. Thank you.

Wizards management strategy to cut payroll summed up nicely: wacky, unworkable, and short-sighted (WUSS)

If I had died right after the 2003 ALCS I would have wanted my obituary to read like Henry Jaume’s.

This is funny and deserving of many stars, but just maybe they should grey all comments like this in case anyone connected to the family of this poor woman should come to the site. We are talking about a fan who was killed.