Great list Erin and Thank You for not making this list a slide show! <3

Fuckin cosplayers man....

The three binders that hold the truth about this vehicle meticulously manage its history.

I also enjoyed “This vehicle has never been misused or taken off road” - I know what they mean, but isn’t off roading the proper use for these?

Not a single interior picture? Even as the seller waxes poetic about how the roof rack “enhances the vehicle’s culture” — Gaak! — not a single mention of it in the text either. And this is the wife’s wheels — with a recovery kit stuck to said cultural roof rack and enough lights to be seen from space. Hmmmm ...

I owned a 1999 Alfa Romeo GTV (facelifted model with the silver centre console) for 7 years, and it remains the best car I have ever owned.

I wonder if his multiple hate crime convictions are what’s keeping him out of business in Boston. I know that he wanted a pardon for the crimes because having those convictions on the books was interfering with whatever role he has in Wahlburgers in California.

I can appreciate the work that went into it but damn that’s ugly. 

ALCHENIST?

Sorry, Indian Ocean... but you get the point.

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 disappeared without a trace..

Agreed.

Every listing, all on one page, like you’ve always wanted. Happy holidays.

Stylistically it’s nice, but I think the OP’s point is that seemingly every modern car ends up kind of featureless, it’s like big screen in the middle, big screen in front of the driver and like nothing else going on. Sure the materials and colors look pretty nice but it’s kind of bland.

“completely generic interior featuring iPads glued to a blank horizontal bar”

Don’t forget the TourX.

According to the Kid ‘n Play documentary House Party, you can load all the DJ equipment (and vinyl records) you need into the back of a Chevette and still have room for 3 ladies. You just have to know how to load things scientifically.

Came here to say Flex... happy to see it as the first suggestion.

I like it. Always had a soft spot for big sedans, and having had so much already done, and in great shape, I am going with NP on this one. These don’t resemble any of the blobby current cars, but still give off an old money, “if you know, you know” vibe. Yes, maintenance is expensive, but maintenance is also expensive…

I drove a manual 718, I completely disagree. It does not hide its weight. It drives like a great sports sedan, except it’s missing the  practically of back seats and trunk.