One of the Jeep clubs here in Houston decided to do a 610 Loop “run” last Saturday night, and basically clogged up the entire freeway. They claim they weren’t racing, because Jeeps don’t go fast, but they were behaving in a bad enough manner to get the attention of law enforcement and are acting like they’re the…

Oh come on now, Trump is the voice the country needs, let me explain: every time he tells a lie, we all drink a shot. The country will be so effin’ drunk after 30 seconds of him talking that we’ll all forget about the virus and generally have a good time! 

Longtime emergency managers at FEMA are working with military officials to sort through the competing offers and federal procurement rules while under pressure to give President Trump something to announce.

True story here. Was walking my dog around 10pm last night and heard a someone revving their engine down at the stop light about 100 yards away. This is a wide, flat single lane road that seems to attract everyone with a loud car and a lead foot so I stood back and prepared for the show. Light turned green and a dude…

I own Hertz bonds in EUR. They were @102 on March 6th.
They are @58 now. They expire in 3 years. Wish me luck.

Does the seller accept plastic? Or toilet paper?

Cause you want to end up in the hospital in the middle of a pandemic.

Live in a city famed for traffic enforcement. You can tell it’s midnight because the dude with the fart can starts doing quartermile runs on the street behind me. Happens almost every night. About once a month there will be a giant puddle of oil on the road and we get a break for a couple weeks from Mr. Fartcan. Been…

The number of biker “gangs” has increased substantially.  Warm weather and no work is a recipe for idiotsincars

I’m seeing the same thing.

I’ve noticed that what traffic is out there on the roads is driving faster than usual. On my drive home after running an errand in another part of town, I got passed by a number of minivans and SUV’s, and I was going 70-75mph.

Theyll just spin directly into the hospitals. Cuts out the middle man

In other news: Mustangs everywhere have no crowds to spin out into. 

Right in front of our farm is a nice stretch of straight highway. At least once a week, the entire time we’ve lived here, I’ve heard somebody out there doing quarter miles at night, back and forth multiple times. Especially the crotch rockets. I have not heard any dip in their activity.

That’s what the article means when it talks about her back at work and doing sponcon.

She is the Fyre Festival of 2020.

“Phased” is what happens in Star Trek.

The stimulus is being wasted.... again. $2 trillion going directly to adults would have meant $7800/person in the US. That would have gone to cushion this devastation much more than paying airlines, Boeing and other corporate interests.

I saw a YouTube video by Jeep offering 0% loans for 84 months. 

They’re clearly in serious denial - see the bit where the article writer claims he believes Morrisey just joined a far-right party “because of animal rights”, which is just completely insane. He just picked that far-right party over other far-right parties because of that. This kind of denial re: Morrisey seems sadly…