All management ever cares about is next quarter’s results. As correct as you are about oversaturating the market, you’d still get laughed out of Disney’s boardroom.

Charli xcx. God, this is sooooo stupid. So stupid. Over produced synthetic vocals with that done-to-death sexy baby talk, assembled by numbers beat, sound, etc. You’ve captured the whole song in 5 seconds.

Just guessing here, but I’d imagine a few days of the CEO’s pay + bonuses would easily fund the band for a full year.

The bottom 10% of society is just sooooo in need of attention:

Get with the program. It’s 2024, you MUST have strong opinions on EVERY topic.

Let me guess.

Seriously.  I wish I could take back my pageview, because all it does is feed more of these articles.

The Hollywood Reporter review of this thing is more to the point:

I lost track of all the callbacks, and I wasn’t even looking for them. The sound effects alone tell me everything I need to know about the PowerPoint presentation given to studio executives.

I wish all I had was a mere shrug after the Prometheus debacle.  

Who’s going to make a Yo Mamma joke out of this?

But Jerry Seinfeld had a hit show back in the 90's thanks to countless other people’s talents and he made a lot of money and let’s not forget Bee Movie and...  

Tom Cruise needs a small army to keep his ego / blockbuster career afloat. The last MI installment is perhaps $150 mil away from breakeven (not counting marketing costs), thanks (in part) to a near $300 mil budget and the public’s fatigue with rinse-and-repeat scripts.

There’s a good F. Scott Fitzgerald quote about what happens to certain men after they become rich - they stop listening.

We’re just finishing up a felony trial for a White man who already owes half a billion in fraud damages, nearly $90 million to a woman he raped and then defamed, etc.....and yet when I look at the pictures of his supporters all I see are White faces.

Yup. I get to read medical studies of all stripes almost once a week for work, and nothing bugs me more than people who magically expect that same amount of rigor from a pop culture moment.

That’s not what happened to Barr. Her show was literally canceled in mere hours, and not by some internet mob.

Trying to think of female comedians who were “canceled by the woke mob (or whatever),” because of a joke, etc. and I can’t come up with even a single one.

Now you’re making me waste 3 minutes of my morning by watching ‘Cops in Ancient Egypt’.

Be careful, you’ll summon that AVClub writer who hates hacky Youtubers yet carries water for the Star Wars prequels!