“Biden is old” so-called political jokes are the new “What’s up with airplane food?” riff.

“Eventually they’re going to kick me out for a third time because I’m mean, old, and gay.”

Seriously. I don’t do anything on Facebook except look up some old WW2 stuff, and then the site decides I must be a Christo-fascist-military-humper.

It’s like with the Broncos. The team - Okay, whatever? - but it’s the fans that make you want to stay away.

Everyone gets an award!

Two hours after this article is published and no comments. Not one.

That little letter, which made the rounds, is one for the ages - if you haven’t read it and have a strong stomach, it’s worth the trip. 

The Secret of Misty St. Claire

List needs more creepy British kids.

Not having seen the show, I’m wondering - how well does this capture it?

Republicans are about ready nominate a rapist for president.

Yup. I had to shake my head at that.

She’s sending out the signal, and every potential employer now sees what an entitled, self-righteous, litigious, ignorant nightmare she is.

Too bad Stallone didn’t grow about 5 inches taller. Might have solved a few of his personality problems.

Looking forward to actual articles and interviews again.

This may be stretching the topic too far, but may I suggest The Odessa File - the 1974 thriller starring a pre-asshole-era Jon Voight?

And with that glorious sentence completed, the author set down their pencil and imagined Miss Shields writing ‘A+ A+ A+ A+ A+ A+...’ on the chalkboard.

I was thinking the same thing. I have a friend who was in a coma for months, nearly died about a dozen times in the hospital from asphyxiation, and has spent years rehabilitating...

Last time I watched anything with Bill Maher he was ‘interviewing’ Quentin Tarantino and Judd Apatow, and yet he was doing all the talking. Interrupting. Explaining.

Indeed.