This may be stretching the topic too far, but may I suggest The Odessa File - the 1974 thriller starring a pre-asshole-era Jon Voight?

And with that glorious sentence completed, the author set down their pencil and imagined Miss Shields writing ‘A+ A+ A+ A+ A+ A+...’ on the chalkboard.

I was thinking the same thing. I have a friend who was in a coma for months, nearly died about a dozen times in the hospital from asphyxiation, and has spent years rehabilitating...

Last time I watched anything with Bill Maher he was ‘interviewing’ Quentin Tarantino and Judd Apatow, and yet he was doing all the talking. Interrupting. Explaining.

Indeed.

Exactly. The only thing missing here is an advertisement for an ‘online protection’ software, which is virus-like itself.

Surprise!  It’s all three at once.

If you gathered all the executives at Sony Pictures together and told them to boil a pot of water they’d end up burning down the house and then steal the insurance money.

All I know is that when she appeared ‘drunk’ on Between Two Ferns it was energy-killing-cringe. Just painful zero self-awareness stuff. And based on the metrics (see the viewership flatline on her segment), it seems the audience agrees.

I get that this is a confusing set of circumstances, but I had to reread one  sentence a few times to understand the situation.

Oh, thank God.

So... your headline says ‘...way more powerful...’

The trailer for this movie is 50% too long.

Indeed.

I had an opportunity to drive a 968 CS, which was for sale on some random used car lot many years ago (it was still $39,000!).

I’m shocked at his panty-dropping masculinity.

happywinks -- I read it.

Car and Driver is so desperate for any variety of online clout, they tested the Cybertruck and then conveniently ignored it’s utility as a ‘truck’. Because that would have been embarrassing.

There was an excellent Esquire article that was published in the wake of the first series of accusations (Jackson eventually settled out of court). What I remember most was that he had motion detectors arranged along the hallway approaching his bedroom. This was so Jackson could be alerted when staff was approaching…

Alfa made a wonderful straight-six.