Yup. It took a friend of mine buying an older 911 and letting me drive it all the way from Vail to Denver, but by the end I was a complete convert.

By all accounts, the reason the 3rd installment is so completely awful is because of the direction Murphy insisted it follow. Yes, that includes forgetting the comedy, among other things.

Ugh. If you were looking at one out of a thousand cars of a particular model going up in flames at some point in their life expectancy, you would make an effort to avoid that model.

Sure, but think of the kid brother living in mom’s basement, no girlfriend, a 600+ credit score, playing Call of Duty 12 hours straight over the weekends, a job hanging dry wall, and - yes - he’s also dealing with some serious personality issues.

Hmm. Very well. Begin the thawing of Jim Nabors.

Seriously...him? That’s disgusting.

Gyllenhall = Hollywood crush of many sensitive Yoga moms

I reread The Milagro Beanfield War recently, and it’s just one of those books that is too populated with characters / story / tonal shifts to fit into a conventional movie, unless it is completely gutted.  

Is there a category for ‘Can’t understand the dialogue because the director lacks faith in the audience to understand emotional elements of the story and therefore inappropriately heaps soundtrack elements all over his movie, almost destroying it at times’?

By the way, my BS detector went off numerous times reading that ad copy.

God, those awful chrome Turbo ‘twist’ wheels, that chrome exhaust tip, that color, that half-assed late-model rear cap, that Florida location, that bad door-fit, that douche-floor mat, that idiot’s-only-language in the ad...

Seriously.

As a man with a lot of Slovakian heritage, I’m glad that fuzzy caterpillar eyebrows are making a comeback.

Oh, look! Some variety of Youtuber is posing on a vehicle with his arms spread out, just like Oprah.

Indeed. Youtube drag races, etc....Jebus.

Jalopnik - Just for kicks, please create a blistering Tweet around this story, and let’s see if you guys get banned from Twitter.

This was the first thing I thought of when it came to her hurt feelings...

Maybe some more neon lights for the interior and more video games for the infotainment system? That’ll fix it, Mercedes.

FYI, Jalopnik. All sorts of Yugos are still on the road, driven by people with modest incomes and basic mechanical skills.

Only a simpleton thinks $400 for an oil change is market-correct, simply because they apparently found that outrageous price on a dealer’s website.