This sounds horrible. A ‘cabal of psychic vampires that hunt special kids’.. And this is some sort of continuation of The Shinning...? 

You have good taste. I’m as anti-SUV as they come, and even I was impressed by my drive in the mere 4-cylinder version of F Pace... Jaguar’s chassis and suspension work is just amazing. 

Re: Jaguar, ‘back on our radar as a legitimate purveyor of quickness.’

I’m thinking the makeup people are actually doing the best they can given what they have to work with. Everything Trump touches turns to shit, so we all know what the man himself is made of.

Mr. Hollywood keeps on throwing money at Feig in hopes that lightning will strike once. He’s one of those poster boys for failing upwards.

One of my old roommates used to name his dumps after movies, and I think the Terminator franchise was (and continues to be) his favorite, for obvious reasons:

In the future, people like your mom’s neighbor, Roger Anderson, who went to optometry school and drives a Toyota Camry, are the new heroes.

The parts of an 80's Corvette aren’t so much joined together as flying in close formation. I’m sure that’s fine for all sorts of people, but the first decent bump I hit while driving a 1988 version reminded me why manufacturers moved away from old-school ladder frames.

Brian — Nope... no ABC on my SL. It’s just the conventional dampers / springs on mine.

Thanks for explaining my car to me. I’ll make sure I am nauseatingly pedantic and complete in future posts while sharing my experiences.

I’ve got both a 2003 XK8 and a 1996 SL500, and I’ve owned them for years... So, regarding the ‘objectively more reliable and definitely easier to service’ question (in my experience) it’s actually a wash.

Just the trailer alone makes me absolutely NOT want to see this.

Mitt’s hair really needs its own Twitter account.  As a sentient body part, I’m quite sure it would have some amazing perspectives.

Norman Rockwell? Yeah, good job on that reference, Lana... wouldn’t want to make it too obscure, especially considering the 14 year-olds that comprise her key demographic.

Can I advance an entire song? Dire Straits -‘The Man’s Too Strong’

Jebus... Even my sister, at 12 years-old, could have beat the living $%*@ out of this little man, and then stolen his lunch money. I guess its pretty clear that any gang members affiliating with him were expecting to manipulate and play him like a fool, and then kick him to the curb... or worse.

I can’t wait to hear the IT professionals that comment on here exasperatingly explain how it is somehow YOUR FAULT that the file autoplays and the Lion King blasts into your ears, because - duh! - you obviously didn’t disable some sort of thing on your browser, etc. 

Motor Trend: ‘Moving the engine (and thus the weight balance) to the center decreases the polar moment of inertia, making a vehicle more prone to spinning.’

Not sure I get your point... Isn’t part of the reason we’re all following this story is because it tracks almost completely parallel to some of the biggest issues / con jobs of today?

Surprising that the company that makes products (and lifestyle ‘accessories!!’) for fat middle-aged men who want to cosplay as a meth dealers on the weekend somehow can’t break into the hip youth market...!!!