Sure are a lot of douche bags in that header photo.

You had me at "Florida."

How will he react if you fly directly over a commercial liner and land without any sort of authorization?

Fast: Not As Furious As It Used To Be

I'M ALREADY HARD

Why is this so surprising? His last name starts with "Man." And it continues with "I." and "Low" looks conspicuously like "lovv" which could be pronounced like "love." Love, as we all know, is considered a very good thing by My Little Pony. My Little Pony hangs out on rainbows (presumably). The rainbow, a multicolored…

Wow, sounds like she will be real vulnerable… so, uhh, what's your mom's number?

The Greengrass is always greener on the other side.

Liked for "animetronics." Perhaps the very best misspelling I've ever seen.

The Devil's in the details!

Cockduster.

He said "blockbuster" not "rockbuster!"

*gasps*

Every time I get locked into a conversation with a Walker, they always turn the conversation to the show—no matter what we were previously discussing. They also all say the same thing, "you just have to get through the first three or four seasons and it's great." I don't have time to watch four years worth of…

The Walking Dead is one of the few shows where I hate the fanbase AND the actual show. Usually one begets the other, but in this instance it is an evenly distributed loathing.

"I like attractive people!"

Upvoted for tenacity and can-do spirit!

This reminds me of a meeting I once had with a producer (concerning a film I was working on) where he insisted that I "turn all the blacks to browns, they watch more films." As horrible as that was, at least he succinctly described why I shouldn't listen to absolutely anything else he had to say.

I love that movie. I bought it based on the description alone, and I was not disappointed. I'm not surprised to hear that it's his favorite.

I can't wait to see how this shakes out.