"Protect your cornhole, man."- Grand Moff Tarkin to the Imperial troops

Trashy Trump just got chided by Cheadle. More at 11.

Oh boy do I have some OPINIONS on THAT!

*looks at picture of Alex Jones*
*watches video*
Wait why is the pigs nose gone?!?!?!

Exxon's CEO is a total left field surprise for me, but I never thought it would be Romney. I think Trump was just seeing how low Romney would go before he had the opportunity to leave the poor schmuck in the dust.

Siiiiimply haaaaaving an infinitely repeating string of typical Christmas-themed words.

This is the mohs geology jokes I've ever seen in one place.

It's only a model.

I once stole cud from a cow.

*enjoys the rare thrill of fleeting, yet physical human contact*

Sadly, I've discovered he's the least annoying of the bunch. I pray your kid never discovers FGTV.

If I want someone to tell me what I'm doing as I do it, I'd hang out with my ex-wife!

I find it telling that I can't figure out who is the clown and who's the straight man.

Love (read:capitalism) will find a way!

The truth is we're broke, but just as dumb as anyone else out there. AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT.

Dan TDM I'm guessing. I was lucky enough to tell my boys "No" From the get-go. They still play offline on our playstation, and I have to deal with annoying youtube videos, but at least it doesn't bleed money.

Agent: "Hey Steve, I have a lot of money for you!"
Steve: "Great, as long as I don't have to leave my house."

I couldn't stop laughing after the Rick roll, it was so perfect.

Dumpster fire is such an evocative phrase, though. I've lost countless batches of my famed dumpster wine in such events.

Bam! Bold win there Billy Baldwin.