If it weren't for the caption, I would have just assumed he fished a rat out of the tank.

Rules were made for breakin'!

We can't all be winners, despite what all of those articles written by baby boomers say that millenials say.

$97 an hour, apparently.

Yeah, but they all taste the same when you dip 'em in ranch.

It's just locker room talk, all boys say stuff like that.

Also: they both have a wild collection of handmade doilies.

Who knows, maybe they just march to the beat of a different drum?

The last half of "Viscera Eyes" by The Mars Volta is my choice. The bass line could go on forever and I would never get tired of it.

I hope they go the other direction and make shit that tastes slightly more like pizza.

He ain't my papa!

With all of the fixes they've given it over the years, Destiny is actually a pretty great game now. That being said— this DLC is definitely NOT worth the $30. The content is sparse, and the missions all feel like rehashes of other parts of the game. The "new" enemies aren't even any different. The whole thing seems…

I don't know, the plot seems a bit half-assed to me.

Grandpa?! You're alive??????

Duck or regular type?

Time to install a skylight.

That's why I quit my job too… to spend more time with Alan Moore's beard.

Meatballs? Well, I guess it's worth a shot…

Milking a pig isn't sow hard. You just have to teet it nicely.

Soup is made for dipping your meatloaf in.