But I already have that! What a waste.

Remember the episode where Chewie soups up Han's riding lawn mower and it causes untold amounts of damage and injury?

This comment has rule 34 written all over it.

What will (#80085) get me?

Come on down to Darth Mart, for all of your showy, sociopathic needs! 40% off of capes all President's day weekend!

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

This band went from "punk" to "your uncle's bar band" in a record breaking amount of time. Adversely, perhaps they were never cool and I was just stupider than I imagined when I was a teen.

People, they're the worst.

The soundtracks to all three of the DK Country games are totally killer. I honestly play them sometimes just because of the soundtracks and art design. Rare was an incredible game publisher for a decade or so there.

*calls Kissinger* Get your pants one, Henry, the Cold War's back on!

I'll have to check my underwear before I answer that.

*farts a little*

Ugh, men are so emotional and fussy, I wish they would just shut up like good little boys and let the women talk. Besides, their numbers smack of "man math." You will probably have to let someone with a vagina check it before we take it seriously.

I guess a giant, glowing phallic symbol just isn't enough for some assholes.

Ten bucks says that the tip of his penis looks just like his face.

The Souls series does this extremely well. Those games do not lack challenge, but there is never a "Game Over." Like Super Meat Boy, the game is all about dying over and over and over again until you have learned enough to beat the next challenge. The impetus to get back to your souls or blood echoes (depending on the…

Yes, but it is all very droll, and not at all polite to discuss. *ahem*

HELP I AM COLD AND I AM LOST AND EVERYONE HAS NO FACE

Great! My computer was starting to get bogged down by all of these multiple tabs.

How smart to make it a brand new cast. That was my first reservation about this. I love both hosts and the rest of the crew and I feel like making choices over who gets to come back and who doesn't would automatically cause unnecessary drama, no matter how well everyone involved liked the decision. Especially knowing…