There's no jedi in team.

Commit the (equal) crime, do the (equal) time.

[Forces Taco Bell bell to pay for it]

Is this a Simpson's quote? I don't understand what's happening here.

Look at Lorena Bobbitt over here!

I love her work. I got to see her open for Lana Del Rey earlier this year, and I would love to see her again in a smaller venue.

The phrase "rapid fire" along with that photo make for an interesting imagination journey.

You haven't seen her family!

Mark Ruffal-no more!

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*turns off the light*

In the Halo universe, nothing will ever beat Reach (at least for me). It's one of the few pieces of media that is ok with letting the hero die, and it leads up to that moment so well that the whole game feels like a tragic march towards that inevitable end. Many of the other Halo games rely way too heavily on the…

What's it like to be a henchman for an evil villain? Do you get good benefits? Dental, maybe? I've been thinking about signing up.

I would rather let the courts decide.

Moby told me that we are all made of stars.

They had to animate uphill both ways. Everyone was going both ways back then. It was a sexier time.

"… I was too busy trying to randomly roll for love that I couldn't even see that it was in front of me the whole time." *farts in pool*
ROLL CREDITS

My god, they aren't even trying anymore. I think that they must be using a pair of film studio dice (a la sex dice) and going with the results.

If only we had some new Richard Simmons workout videos then our nostalgia takeover would be complete!

I hope it turns out to be his mom. That would be the best.