Mine isn't technically a horror film, but Sympathy for Lady Vengeance is really hard for me to get through. I won't say why for those who haven't seen it, but the big reveal towards the end of the film is one of the most genuinely upsetting moments in cinema. I can't imagine the film having the same emotional impact…

Good grief.

*The youtube mashup video community prepares a class action lawsuit*

While skimming through the comments, I somehow misread this as "Brutal fruit hair." I then imagined what could be considered brutal fruit hair AND be let out of Bill O'Reilly's pants. It was the beginning of a really bad day.

Someone should be dead, but they're actually alive? Isn't that the premise of this show?

Let's give credit where credit is due: Great job, DOGS.

"Haha, boys have penises!"- The internet, apparently

Kids are worth the investment for the excuses they give for those of us who still want to play with toys without feeling like a loser.

Autocorrect is for Orangutans. Anyone who says different is obviously a stupid baboon.

Ghost Dimension the new summer jam by Flock of Seagulls dropping two spots to number nine this week on the top 40 countdown.

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I hope we see Japanese King Kong instead of American King Kong. That guy was weird, but likable.

He's just Fantastic.

I knew that he considered them Brother and Sister films, but I was unaware of "3993." Thanks for further feeding my Del Toro obsession!

Have you seen "Devil's Backbone?" Also by Del Toro. Also incredibly gorgeous, moving, and totally heartbreaking. If you love this one, check out the other, they really fit together nicely.

Hey! My uncle [insert uncle name here] was talking about that at the last [insert family event here]!

What did you expect? You dropped like a ragnarok.

The best way to use a philosophy degree.

I want to comment but anything I could post would merely be a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. Or a Simpsons reference. It's really either/or here.

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