"Ooooh good."

"Wes Anderson is great so I'm going to complain about all of the mashup videos and masturbate to his picture."-me

"Wes Anderson sucks so I'm going to make a bunch of mashup videos of all his work and masturbate to his picture."- the internet

Great. I'm glad someone is following their dreams.

If only everyday could feel this nice.

"Video Surfaces"= someone ripped the bonus features off of their Criterion DVD.

My sister got this for me on DVD for Christmas last year. It was one of the films that the two of us watched all of the time, but my mom compulsively gave it away because she didn't realize how much we loved it. Re-watching it with my sons was a really good time.

A life that leads to Theodore Rex is indeed a life of shame.

*snicker* histories *snicker*

Peen Wolf

Even garbage bags?

Ted Danson, and all you bitches know it.

He looks like a tall, hairy baby, but makes noises like an asshole.

A doctor a dre keeps the apple away.

Just pregame that shit. I usually down two tubs of popcorn, a box of cookie dough bites, and a gallon and a half of Dr. Pepper before I ever enter the theatre. That way it only takes about half a basket of nachos to get you over the top.

He just wants people to get Lindeloff his back.

"It was no carnival in there, it was a goddamn freezer!" Is also pretty useful.

My favorite is from the ATHF movie: "I know! I don't know!" both sentences said with the same amount of passion and conviction by Dana Snyder.

Not to mention the fact that Robot Chicken's best stuff is always under a minute long. Anytime they try to play out a premise it starts to get old very fast. I can't imagine a Robot Chicken sketch going for an hour and a half.

If only his mom could still use her fine motor skills!