Even though I like Obama (don't jump down my throat, people - we're all entitled to our opinions), after taking many a poli-sci course and looking at a lot of research on our political system, I'm convinced you have to pretty much be a self-aggrandizing, egomaniacal sociopath to run for major office. The only people…

"MITT ROMNEY IS A LIBERAL POLYGAMIST MORMON FROM MASSACHUSETTS!" - all conservatives

My morbid curiosity got the best of me. I had a hard time going to the bathroom for about a week afterward. I still get really upset when anyone mentions the movie, and I didn't even see it.

Hmmm... maybe this is some odd capitalistic conspiracy where companies HIRE OMM to freak out over something, KNOWING that they will reap the benefits! I think you're really onto something here...

Hopefully really fucking high.

Maybe so, but I still, personally, think they are a terrible idea to mess around with. It's not the media's portrayal that freaks me out, it's doctors, like my professor, relaying horror stories like the one above - proven incidences of these particular drugs causing people to do insane things. It may be a…

Well that's usually how I choose my drugs: 'hmmm will this drug make me feel/want to rip someone apart with my bare hands? Yes? Good! Let's do this!'

Last year, I actually had a doctor say to me, "have you thought about freezing your eggs? This would be the time to think about it." I was 25.

Well that's a whole nother issue, isn't it?

So, what you're saying is, the UK is a hipster with drugs and was totally into it before it was cool?

No no no, homosexuals are hatched out of eggs that are grown like in Alien, except they are blasted with the music from Glee if you want a gay man or KD Lang if you want a gay woman (or Le Tigre if you want an ANGRY lesbian).

Do people forget, sometimes, that when they put things on the interwebs that have their names attached to them, that those things will probably, you know, be seen by other people on the interwebs, who can then, you know, share them with others? Because it seems like sometimes people forget that that's how the internet…

In college I took a forensic psych course as my final elective senior year taught by one of the first female psychs to do mental health evaluations on big time bad guys (murderers, serial killers, a hired assassin). She told us this story of a man who did PCP, decided to scoop his sons eyes out with a spoon TO EAT…

I go on genre-benders. If I become fascinated by something, I will try to consume all of it in as short a time possible, and then usually overdose and can't read that genre for awhile. Like when my sister was little and all she would eat was hotdogs until finally she started hating hotdogs, and didn't eat hotdogs…

I did that with The Human Centipede. I think it ruined my life.

I did that for years, and then when I actually said to someone, "I CAN'T BELIEVE I WASTED MY TIME WITH THAT BOOK! I would have been better off rereading the back of my shampoo bottle!" I decided I needed to stop forcing myself to finish stuff that I've already decided I hate by the first quarter of the book. (The book…

I am currently staring at three books I can't finish for one reason or another (my current reason being that A Song of Ice and Fire was way more fun to read...): Zone One, Reamde, and 1Q84. They just sit there, judging me, but I can't seem to finish them.

Life uh... uh... finds a way.

Bring back medieval barbers! Leeches! Bloodletting for all!

Did you know that crime increases as ice cream consumption increases? Therefore, eating ice cream leads to crime.