I’ll admit, I’m a fat girl. I never had stepped into a Lululemon before or after this interview. I actively requested that my friends not shop there after hearing reading about that interview. But when he says he was “honest” about thighs causing fabric problems, I have to call bullshit. I have a pair of Old Navy yoga…

Let’s stamp a big red NOPE on that. You probably know far more people than you realize who have been in treatment (1 in 4 will deal with issues within their lifetime). Try asking one of them whether their viewpoint is therefore worthless.

I LOVE HOT AND SOUR SOUP. Like I really just want to put my face in that bowl of soup right now.

I’m just here because of the picture of the soup. I NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THAT SOUP. What kind is it?! It looks like maybe a chili?! I NEED IT IN MY LIFE.

The thing that drives me batshit crazy about this whole thing is that Apostolic Christians don’t believe that Catholics are real Christians! Why is she so excited to meet the head of the Catholic Church if she believes Catholics are going to hell?! (Answer: Because she’s an attention whore.)

Not really an issue...

It felt magical. I sat for a while after my husband took a picture and then I left because I felt like it was his space and not mine. Dude just one eyed me when I got up and dropped right back to sleep. Here’s my pale legs and a sea turtle!

Right? BUDDY I AM IN AWE OF YOU BUT I’M TRYING TO GIVE YOU SPACE YOU’RE A WILD ANIMAL.
I sat on a rock at a beach and a sea turtle swam up and settled down for a nap right next to me and I felt like a goddamn mermaid. And not once did it occur to me that I should try riding it. I mean, I took a picture because duh…

Idiot. Leave goddamn endangered animals alone. I was diving once and got caught in a shorebreak and a sea turtle kind of tumbled over me and I was like “OH SHIT I JUST BROKE FEDERAL LAW BY ACCIDENT I DIDN’T MEAN IT I SWEAR” and felt genuinely bad about it.

I can think of many reasons...

What’s wrong with sharing pants? They share more than that IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

Yeah, but once upon a time the only reason anyone knew her name was his career, and ...

Probably cause Abby would throat punch him.

As a young American, I am have trouble understanding the weird levels of misogyny in Iran...

Also, is no one else concerned that this rally looked like something out of Deliverance?

I think I saw that movie 30 years ago...