The secret service guys in that picture are just like: president is engaging with baby, back the fuck off

I really liked this pope, he seemed so sweet, and the last one was so scary. It was naive to form such a positive opinion, in retrospect. A secret meeting with one of our most famous kentucky-fried bigots? Come on now. I didn’t expect him to be pro same sex marriage but I also didn’t expect him to seriously consider…

I could see him doing it. That stupid hair, flapping in the wind....

*sets screenplay on fire*

In my screenplay, a man seeking an affair signs up for Ashley Madison and instant falls in love with the first woman who contacts him...which, unbeknownst to him, is a bot....