On... on his foot, right?

Can’t keep giving the guy a break, he’s not a rook’ anymore

Bishop should get a break here. It’s tough to tend the net when you can only move diagonally.

Oh, and the goddamn motorcade of buses, with police escorts, carrying the Cubs players this morning made me miss 2 green lights.

Oh, and the goddamn motorcade of buses, with police escorts, carrying the Cubs players this morning made me miss 2 green lights. I had to poo, you dicks.

Closest one to me is in Schaumburg, IL

So, grab them by the Donald Trump during the Vietnam War?

*Watching Yu react to giving up another homerun*

Thanks Ashley, now whenever we talk about Trump in politics I will just think about how we were this close to Mike Tyson solving this problem for us in the 80s.

Dear Ashley,

If the employee has already started making the sandwich, you gotta suck it up. There is something shameful in a grown man making someone throw away food for no good reason other than he MUST HAVE PICKLES. I used to be extremely picky about what was on my sandwiches too. One time I refused to eat a burger because it…

Christ guys, are you trying to hand West Virginia and Arkansas to Trump!?

These are all from me.

Gee...I wonder what could have been so distracting...

Bob Lamey is also RGIII’s new nickname.

I’m not discounting moral victories, but I do find it odd that you think a sports rumor blog should devote ink to the fact that your bad, win-less NFL team *almost* beat another bad, win-less NFL team.

Jim Caldwell, thinking his team was just screwed out of 37 yards:

If only there were a fitting disease to wish upon Joe Ricketts...

Get out

It’s a shame you are a Chiefs fan. You seem nice.