It really upsets me that Twin Peaks is not actually a David Lynch Twin Peaks themed restaurant.
Beanie bats
This is the only Beanie Baby worth having.
True Beanie Baby story: a friend’s child had quite the collection and they were arrayed neatly on special shelves around her room. A visitor innocently asked “where did you get the bat one?” WHAT BAT ONE?!?!? It was a real bat (and a big one) snugged side by side with pink and blue fuzzies on either side. Cue much…
I lived in a city that did not permit TNR. We did have an animal rescue that did low cost spay and neuter. They had traps people could borrow. The company line was, if someone brought in a cat the clinic couldn’t KNOW it wasn’t their cat. So they did the spay/neuter and the person picked the cat up. If they then…
Did you hear about the people that set fire to a quokka and thought it was no big deal? What the fuck kind of person finds joy in abusing and killing animals? (Answer: sociopaths, I know.)
I just feel like a huge event like say a music festival would be the PERFECT place to anonymously knee a dude in the nuts hard and get away with it.
He absolutely deserves to lose his job. This is absofuckinglutely a fireable offense. And I have not read anyone advocating rape and/or murder, but I can tell you that, as a rape victim, I would not feel even remotely sorry should something happen to that shitstain as a result of wearing that shirt, and if I had seen…
Here ya go:
“The cops kept asking me what I was wearing!”
The Rock is so piss he crushed the visible light spectrum.
Let’s hope he was raped repeatedly like he wanted. He was clearly asking for it.
Why couldn't it have been Scott Walker puking ebola all over the Koch brothers, though?
He is also stepping up here, finding out the identities of some of the trolls and forwarding the info to Ashley Judd.
Rarely do I think someone should get the Lisbeth Salander "I AM A SADISTIC PIG, A PERVERT, AND A RAPIST" treatment, but this is one of those occasions.
Dammit! I missed this one!
As someone who grew up with a Missouri education, I really thought waffle cones were discovered in St. Louis. Like, we had a whole week about that in middle school. I wonder what else they lied to me about.
I absolutely loved it from a historical perspective (I teach high school history). I totally would've used the clip if I was teaching World History or Econ this year.
This was funny (even if I don't understand hating curly fries).