fun fact: they will even reimburse part of your parking cost if you either become a member or resub your membership.

i learned this after waiting 30 minutes to get into south side lot last saturday.

I always think of the orangutans I loved seeing as a child at the San Diego Zoo when I come across the palm oil issue. Those little personal connections do matter and can make a long-term impact. The ‘PR’ role of zoos should not be discounted.

You do have a wonderful Zoo, so brag on! In my travels here and abroad I will visit zoos and sanctuaries, in order to praise and appreciate the job they do, or, unfortunately for some locations, document and complain about some problems or deficiencies. Your observation about the level of caring and experience with…

Right? I grew up with a sad zoo. I GET IT. But now that I live with one of the best zoos in the world (San Diego) I see firsthand the difference it makes in people's love of animals. But god damn, people are getting mad at me saying SOME ZOOS are good.

And that’s how it’s done.

You are a turtle hero! Well DONE!

It may have been one of her first roles but her role as Claudia in Interview with a Vampire is one of my favorite of hers. Jesus that girl gives me chills

I spend so much time pretending the only Colin in the film world is Firth that I actually had to Google Farrell

Oooh, I feel you! After he left Texas, he worked in the office of the large DC law firm where I worked. I can’t tell the story because it might out me but within days of arriving he established that he was such a greedy, arrogant, shitty human being that I came home from work and told my husband I wanted to punch that…

“Ursine poon is no laughing matter.”

If you get an accidental teddy bear vagina cake to enliven your christening, you have been given a GIFT! A gift! Write them a nice thank you note and chill.

Some of these songs sound like they can be transformed into celebratory menstruation songs. Somebody get on that.

I love this story so much :)

I can think of 56 things right now that would taste better than skinny feels, starting with sharing this pizza with this BAMF kitteh.

Ha,ha! I think I know that church too. Any chance it was called Second Baptist Church?

I know I've used this a few times but after reading your post it seemed appropriate. You ARE fucking awesome!

As someone who went to catholic grade & high school this story makes me laugh. Thank you.

The Satanic Temple don’t believe in Satan as an actual entity, nor do they worship him.

Cherry pie and coffee!