Also: She's Cher and he's not. (Piers, you ignorant slut.)

I think Cher ran out of fucks to give long ago. I've loved her ever since this was her reaction to the Academy's request that Oscar attendees dress in a manner befitting the occasion.

@piersmorgan

Fuckinaaaaayyyy Cher! That was THE exact correct response.

Counterpoint:

LIES. MAYO IS PROOF GOD LOVES US.

On Monday, according to the Chicago Tribune, 19-year-old Mohammad Hossain was given bail at $500,000 after prosecuting Assistant State's Attorney Sarah Karr argued that the bionuclear student attacked a woman he'd been intimate with before with tricks he picked up from the S&M-driven film.

Well. Elizabeth Bennett also denied her relationship with Mr. Darcy to Lady Catherine de Bourg. So there.

What can I say? My infatuation with Harry Connick Jr started early.

State senators are a whole other level of wackjobs. I bet attending a state senate meeting is a lot like reading the comments under a Youtube video, but in real life.

My response to the "God created man first" BS is "Men: the beta version."

"So it's gonna be forever,

It's true, New Yorkers are the fucking worst. "Yes, that thing you keep repeating about New York does sound pret-ty cool. Yes, it's a real shame that you can't get a good bagel here. Yes our little West Coast hamlet isn't *really* a city . . . " Just, God, learn some social skills already.

No, don't you see? He's adding to the magic. Because a bee vacuum could go in reverse. In a tense situation, the beekeeper throws the switch... and has a bee bee gun.

meanwhile, at guy's american kitchen & bar:

As I am in no way from New York, nor have I ever lived there, that sounds HILARIOUS.

It's just irritating and imprecise. Especially coming from a New Yorker. I've been to New York. It's a great place. But the city's reputation for being populated by brusque assholes is well-deserved. Additionally, every time someone heard I was from Missouri, I got questions like "What was it like growing up on a…

Oh, I'm sure they would disagree >.> (I live in Missouri)

That bird speaks to me on a spiritual level. I, too, can pick things up with my toes.