Also: She's Cher and he's not. (Piers, you ignorant slut.)

I think Cher ran out of fucks to give long ago. I've loved her ever since this was her reaction to the Academy's request that Oscar attendees dress in a manner befitting the occasion.

@piersmorgan

Fuckinaaaaayyyy Cher! That was THE exact correct response.

Counterpoint:

LIES. MAYO IS PROOF GOD LOVES US.

On Monday, according to the Chicago Tribune, 19-year-old Mohammad Hossain was given bail at $500,000 after prosecuting Assistant State's Attorney Sarah Karr argued that the bionuclear student attacked a woman he'd been intimate with before with tricks he picked up from the S&M-driven film.

Well. Elizabeth Bennett also denied her relationship with Mr. Darcy to Lady Catherine de Bourg. So there.

She wrote to DC Comics about this, which tweeted at her, "Thanks, Rowan. We agree, we're working hard to create more superhero fun for girls!"

What can I say? My infatuation with Harry Connick Jr started early.

State senators are a whole other level of wackjobs. I bet attending a state senate meeting is a lot like reading the comments under a Youtube video, but in real life.

My response to the "God created man first" BS is "Men: the beta version."

"So it's gonna be forever,

It's true, New Yorkers are the fucking worst. "Yes, that thing you keep repeating about New York does sound pret-ty cool. Yes, it's a real shame that you can't get a good bagel here. Yes our little West Coast hamlet isn't *really* a city . . . " Just, God, learn some social skills already.

No, don't you see? He's adding to the magic. Because a bee vacuum could go in reverse. In a tense situation, the beekeeper throws the switch... and has a bee bee gun.

meanwhile, at guy's american kitchen & bar:

As I am in no way from New York, nor have I ever lived there, that sounds HILARIOUS.

It's just irritating and imprecise. Especially coming from a New Yorker. I've been to New York. It's a great place. But the city's reputation for being populated by brusque assholes is well-deserved. Additionally, every time someone heard I was from Missouri, I got questions like "What was it like growing up on a…

Oh, I'm sure they would disagree >.> (I live in Missouri)