Brb pitching that RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
Brb pitching that RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
No times infinity.
The more I think about a gender swapped Sex and the City, the more I am intrigued. I'm just picturing a dude obsessed with shoes and his tumultuous relationship with a powerful, wealthy, commitment-phobe lady in a power suit.
An all male Sex and the City sounds totally rad! You should totally pitch that to Hollywood, the tag line could be 'putting the man back in mani pedi!
He's a keeper!
Excuse me, Hermione didn't use a spell, she used a time-turner. *pushes up nerd glasses*
Target sells them as a double feature! So great!
Redacted because apparently I'm not the only one who knows an alarming amount about the Bear family.
That woman is a brick house. I'd have been tangled in that string for hours confused as to how to wrap it up through my butt.
I'm seeing lots of glitter bombs in New Hope's future.
A few years back, Mr. Nom and I went to the Riu Maya Riviera (I think that was the name, highly recommend it) and, despite usually going for more adventurous or culturally immersive trips... it. was. awesome. Probably the first vacation we ever took just to relax.
"Your rights stop where mine start"
If you say his name three times does he suddenly appear behind you like Bloody Mary? I'm too scared to try, he may decide to sue me.