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OK, wait, you're totally fucking with us, aren't you? Shit, when you troll, you COMMIT.

Is this what you're looking for?

nice, now put that on a DVD and let me pay money for it

Honestly. Mark, do you even go to this school?

"Someone" named Twink Caplan? Really, Mark? Miss Geist would like to have a word with you after class.

So, the commonly used storytelling device of bookending isn't acceptable you?

I love not having to go to the same office day in and day out, although my boss and my coworkers are all great people!

Because now she runs into him in court, and he runs away.

Excellent point!

Best.

"The problem with that is that's what they were saying about me 50 years ago - blacks shouldn't serve with whites. It would disrupt the unit. You know what? It did disrupt the unit. The unit got over it. The unit changed. I'm an admiral in the U.S. Navy and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff... Beat that with a

me if someone tries to give me a fitbit

When I was a Freshman in college, I had a subscription to the A&F catalogue, because that was a thing back in 98-99. Me and my friends all ripped out this one picture of a dreamy stud who was chiseled and glistening, sitting down wearing nothing but a pair of A&F tighty whiteys. We took that delicious black and white

Oh no! Wasabi! We went to a Chinese buffet once, which had self-serve ice cream and fruit for desert. Guess what was right next to the ice cream? My brothers friend helped himself to a big spoonful of the hottest fruit salad & ice cream the world has ever seen.

I would happily cabbage patch into traffic with a sparkler hanging out of my ass if that were the only other option outside of serving other human beings a meal for money.

"'It's OK, I promised her husband, before he killed himself, she'd never be alone. She hates to be alone.' She shook her head, 'All that crazy's just up there all the time.'"

I do... I always do.

i do the dull 'yaaaay' from this and no one ever fucking gets it

I really wasn't planning to do another Terrible Customer Stories entry any time soon,

Yea, my Dad was watching it with us which made it all the better.