Death Race 2001: A Death Race Odyssey

I think that was with Jimmy Pardo. I sincerely doubt anyone could possibly get on an equivalent brainwave with Todd Glass.

don't forget about an all new BLUE BLOODS this friday

Episode 14 with Brian Huskey is probably the earliest really great one; if you're not into that then it's probably just not for you.

4/5 of the way to an EGOTSGCA!

Fiendish Dr. Clint Handsome, you done fucked up now!

Dying from wasp stings

No diggity!

I lived in NY and was a legit 100% Knicks fan yet still had a Hornets Starter jacket because it just really made a lot of sense at the time.

Man, fuck that genie.

Wonderful Christmas Time is a hate crime.

Yeah, well, we bought a zoo but I don't see an AV Club article about THAT.

Yes, I won't spoil which one it is but it may very well have almost killed Mitch, and there's a few more where they're decidedly unimpressed. But for the most part they have generally decent experiences. I mean, it's pretty rare that one of these chain restaurants is aggressively horrible enough to make it worse than…

That's the story, man. That's literally what the show is about.

There's "a rat" in separate! Which I somewhat inexplicably had drilled into my head during AP Biology.

What's the point of being a fan if you don't feel personally aggrieved when your team doesn't win? You sound like one of those assholes who yells at homeless people in the US that they should suck it up because child soldiers in Sudan have it worse. Who cares who has it worse as a fan? I was 6 years old when the Mets…

wait what

"My real answer is *points to negative numbers in bank account*"

Is this a followup to Baby Grandpa?

To be fair, the NFL is only negligently homicidal, not actively.