I’ve seen him live a few times, and it looks REALLY fun to flail and fling yourself around on the floor a lot. (Also, I know some people who are friends with him, and I can’t imagine them being friends with someone really dickish, if you see what I mean.)

I quite like the idea of making a career out of being someone really flamboyantly pretentious!

I always thought it was an exaggerated fictional character, being played by some bloke called Josh.

Rita Ora I’m familiar with because she’s famous here for at least doing something vaguely talented. This one I’ve no idea, other than I’ve heard her name and it sounds rich.

The comprehensiveness makes me really want one. We’re saving up to buy baby kit and that shouldn’t be a problem – but the ease of just getting it all in one box would be brilliant. I started making a list of must-haves based on a few websites, and the list is enormous. And, not having been very interested in baby…

Like a non-rolled R in Spanish, maybe? I think that’s how my white un-American ass would say it.

I suppose hangovers and nausea are something I’m more familiar with than heartburn, hence the fear!

I’ve only had heartburn once in my life and oh my God I was a wimp about it. I thought there was something seriously wrong with me. I had no idea that heartburn was that bad. I’ve generally handled nausea much better than that, so I’m hoping the heartburn gods are kind to me. (And if the badness eases for the second…

That’s the thing I’m most hoping I don’t get (probably naively). I’m only five weeks and have almost no symptoms, but the heartburn thing terrifies me.

Many of my US friends use the UK fuck off as "peace", and I've seen tons of others in pictures too… it's hilarious!

Exactly! I hate trying to wear bras with dresses like that; they ALWAYS fall (but I'm not a fancy film star and therefore I have lower expectations).

Yes. The humans I like being around tend to produce other humans I like being around. Hurray for 'em all!

I was thinking, "Wine? WHISKEY."

"Mothers who drank 90 units or more of alcohol turn out to be the most well-educated and [have the] healthiest lifestyle overall." Love it.

Did your high-school Spanish teacher… speak Spanish?! Bizarre.

IT'S NEVER LUPUS!

Holy Mother of God, your rent is FIVE TIMES LESS than mine, and I live in a studio that has crazy damp problems and no heating.

I loved that hard-boiled egg.

Plus, she might be having fun girl sex — all-round winning! (I think that's the only thing that might make me jealous of Miley Cyrus.)

Exactly! I see myself in her SO much.