If I were Miley Cyrus, I would totally be having secret lesbian trysts. I wish I'd had more secret lesbian trysts when I was young.

Edith was actually responsible for me going from "I'm not having a veil at all" to "I'm having a floor-length veil" thanks to that really beautiful shot when she runs up the stairs and drops her veil — it was filmed so beautifully.

It was 5am, in London, in November. It was so cold… but I was so thirsty.

Ha! I could never be as idealistic as lovely, lovely Sybil, I think, so I always wanted to be a lovely, cynical Mary… but alas, I was always the girl crying because no one fancied her, etc, so Edith has my heart.

And when he does, I love him!

Mine too. She's clever and brittle and frustrated and not as glamorous or pretty or popular as her sisters; I think she's by far the most relateable for me.

Erm, Edith is not boring this series.

Ha! What a nightmare.

UGH. I work closely with two women who act as though the child-free girls at the table are incomplete humans for not having popped out a kid… although they both openly admit to having got accidentally knocked up and initially being horrified. It's bizarre, the way people act about the circumstances of their…

He "came by to see the apartment twice" but then "hadn't set foot in the apartment"?

I once stayed in a hotel that didn't *even* have a vending machine; ie, the only way to get any form of liquid to drink was to walk down the street until I found a shop that was open. TIRESOME.

Yes! Glorious!

Me! And everyone in my family! And all my friends here except the weirdo no-cutlery-using foreigner I brought home with me!

My immediate reaction was a vehement "T-BOZ CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF!" but yours was much more measured.

YES!!!!! No one needs to go on about how their pet was rescued, and no one needs to go on about how their baby was born without lots of drugs. The smugness!

That is LOVELY.

I don't hear those on a regular basis, so they would be charming and not at all irritating!

Loud Canadians usually entertain me more/annoy me less than Loud Americans because the accent's more exotic!

I get irritated by loud American tourists on the tube… almost as much as loud English tourists on the tube. My shame that "my people" have to be so inconsiderate is less with the American ones than the English ones. After that, I'm annoyed at a third-rate level by the loud non-American, non-English tourists — because…

I had NEVER realised a "pot plant" is hilarious until now. My mother has a conservatory full of 'em. WONDERFUL.