Boo's a girl!

So servicey, I am.

PS — I don't know why it posted the link seventeen thousand times. Sorry.

Ha!!! Actually, now you mention it… he predates the bridge by a century or so; MAYBE THE BRIDGE WAS NAMED AFTER MY ANCESTOR?!?!

Hahahaha! That's like recently when I read someone say "baby stockings" here — to me, stockings are… you know, the things like tights that you wear held up with suspenders, super-sexy old-school lingerie style. The baby-in-burlesque-costume mental image was spectacular.

The advice column is GOLD: "What to Do When You Realize You’re Dating Your Friend’s Dad", etc.

I have to say, as a brand-new onesie evangelist, that it's FAR COMFIER than any pyjamas I've ever known, because there's a) no waistband and b) no gap between the top and the bottoms when you're lounging and the top rides up all awkwardly and you get all cold.

And to you! (Please picture me toasting you with a massive cupful of wine while reclining on my bed in my onesie — it's pink and white and has grey rabbits on it.)

For Christmas, I was given a joke onesie by my parents and some regifted wine by my aunt who doesn't know that I never really drink it. BUT now that I'm home, I'm trying out both the onesie and the wine and, who would've thought it? The onesie is the softest, slinkiest, most deliciously enveloping thing I've ever…

Unspeakable Overlays is my new band name.

I had my hair stylist and make-up artist do my sister up, so I fully expect her to do the same to me… except obviously I made her look far better than she usually does ;)

THEY MAKE ME WANT TO PUKE.

Nope, but I totally remember if I was really excited by how lovely things looked, and having a bit of a colour scheme (even if it's just "I like blue so all the things will be blue!") can be the easiest way to make that happen… unless they do the thing where EVERYTHING IS THE EXACT SAME SHADE OF BLUE and you get drunk…

I shoot weddings and I make sure to never, ever show potential clients pictures of past events that have those chair bow things in because I don't want to encourage that sort of client to hire me; I want our clients to really love the pictures we take, and I think those chair bow things are a very strong sign that we…

As I said at the time, I know what it means. That's exactly what people found so unusual about it. Just as I'd think it unusual if someone English named their kid "Pretty" or "Cute", the Spanish-speaking people in question apparently found "Linda" unusual. (Someone else commented that a Linda they knew visited Spain…

Ha! That sounds quite something. It's odd which actors get wildly obsessive fanbases and which don't; it's a shame that it colours my judgement of them, too.

Yeah! I saw him being Henry V and thought "Goodness, what an enjoyable production. If something else comes on that this actor is in, I may watch it"… and then I found out that Women Who Like Tom Hiddleston Are Crazy Crazies and that put me right off.

Did you find one that meets those rules? My name is very ordinary and not unusual and 90% of people have no problem with it… but the other 10% have no clue, which makes me think that there will always be that 10%, no matter the name.

I love big names with little versions. I feel secretly a bit sorry for the Joe I know who's just Joe and not Joseph, because I feel like he got denied a second syllable that he could keep in reserve for two-syllable moments.