As an English person, I'm fantastically amused by that one.

Oh good God. I'm dying. Brilliant.

Oh, those are the WORST!

Oh! Eww!

I feel so thick. Premier Soccer League? Puşcă Semiautomată cu Lunetă? Paris Sciences et Lettres? Patersons Securities Limited? Project Space Leeds? Private Storyline? Port Saint Lucie?

Is this a good time for the sheep-cow-headbutt video again?

Thank you for that; it was very educational. I vaguely remembered hearing about a zoo naming a monkey "Obama" a few years ago and getting in trouble but I had no background on the issue at all beyond Nazi propaganda posters, and now I'm much more enlightened. Cheers.

YES. I want to be really pale without also being really blotchy and veiny. Alas…

Yes. A lot.

I don't know, even non-Middleton-watcher me saw a picture and went "ooh, centre parting!"

Except for spelling "mumzy" like that!

I LOVE delicious chalk Fizzers; they are my favourite thing apart from their sister sweet, delicious chalk Parma Violets!

Once a framed photo hanging on *my* wall got knocked down in the middle of the night because my neighbour was slamming her bed into our shared wall so hard.

Totally support this. It's hilarious, too.

What's the importance of red ones?

Yes! Red Smarties are unimportant! Only blue ones are special!

Ugh, Hershey things! They all tasted do disgusting to me. The thought of it's making my mouth taste horrid right now. Ugh ugh ugh.

Yep. I missed so much stuff when I was ther, although my sister loved American sweets so much that she'd make me post her packages of the stuff.

Ooh, spaceships like flying saucers, ie the best pick 'n' mix sweets EVER? I love those. I might have to find somewhere to get those today. It's been years.

My *favourite* Swizzels product (I spelled it wrong before; sorry) is Parma Violets — do you have those? They're the weirdest and best!