I once saw her dancing with her husband at a party and they were SO CUTE that I was all "aww, look at that insanely cute couple having so much fun" for ages before I recognised them.

My last name rhymes with Sánchez. One of the few things that makes me want to have a kid is knowing that I would get to give it a great name.

One of the captions in the photo essay on him as a boxer says that he didn't like kickboxing, because "when you start kicking, it gets dirty".

Exactly. There's nothing wrong with "master" meaning "biggest, best"… like in masterpiece or masterplan. "Owner" is actually way weirder and has a lot more going on with it, I think.

It does! It just means the best and biggest bedroom, just like a masterpiece or a master plan or whatevs.

This is wondrous.

Yes! I hate her goals but I love her methods.

I just read that entire email aloud and now I feel magnificent.

Oh yes, if my kid were like the quiet girl, either accent would be fine. I think I'm just assuming the worst of any child I could create, and trying to guess whether my bratty spawn would sound worse if it were from Essex or Los Angeles.

I was cringing too. I'm English and am married to an American and now I'm wondering which country we should have kids in, based on which accent would be less annoying in a little 'un.

Emma Watson was excruciatingly awkward. Brilliant.

Ha! Yes! English people think the fact that my name now ends in "ez" is *spectacularly* exotic.

I have a (not close) friend who ALWAYS does this. Whatever bad thing happens in the world, it affects her especially for x reason. At first I felt really sympathetic for her, but then I realised she does it *every time*. She *always* finds a way to connect herself to *everything* — car crash, tsunami, cancer, etc. …

Camping would be WRETCHED there. When I've gone, we always rented a house in Palm Springs (or nearby) – if you book early and overcrowd it enough, and are willing to be relatively well behaved so you don't lose your deposit, it works. You can be clean and comfortable and have a swimming pool and hot tub, then go to…

Yeah, don't the actually famous people wee in the artist bit, not the VIP/media/anyone-who-passed-their-one-spare-VIP-wristband-through-the-fence bit?

She and her husband were the other day snogging in an alley mere feet from where I'm sitting right now, according to my friend Martha, who was exceedingly excited to have witnessed it. And then they "leapt into a car".

I just laughed really loudly and people want me to explain. I'm currently doing a serious face and typing intensely to look like I'm too busy to chat, but actually I'm just typing this comment.

I shot Coachella twice (including the Prince time) and the third year I absolutely was not under any circumstances going to go.

I'm know I'm verging wildly off topic, but I find it really interesting that in the US people quite often brought up the "fact" that I was dating outside my race (I'm white, he's latino) but now I'm back home in England no one ever does – I asked around, and everyone I spoke to here just said "people from Central…

Looking at all the kids my ancestors had freaks me out. Some of those women were popping out babies from 19 to 50 (or till they died, quite often).