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This is so riddled with errors, how can anyone seriously put their name on something so badly researched and misinformed? Do you seriously just not care about getting things right, are you THAT desperate for page-views that you’d rather sling shit?

No, it’s rational hate, for a movie that might not be terrible, but is 100% pandering, based of an absolutely fucking terrible book.

Nothing wrong with doggos level up your meme game bro

The thing is, he’s not the one doing the work. It’s the people who actually build and operate the tech who deserve credit.

So, we can all finally agree that Musk is a few rivets short of a rocket, right? The intellectual fellatio he’s been getting from the masses can finally end, correct?

The hyperbolic character of his assessment leads me to wonder how long he’s been familiar with mechanical engineering

Come on man, really? This is your “contribution”?

“AnD thEn the BAD Muslims I mEan PersIans diD aLL tHe BAD THINGS BecaUse theY Was Islams I mEan Persians. But The HeroIc GOOD White Men seT Out tO StoP tHem! HOraY!”

Time ran backwards until Jesus was born. Duh.

Why are black people like this?

White Kinght? SJW? Seriously, dude, stop it with your pathetic attempts to seem ironic and witty and get yourself help.

“My desires are unconventional.”

Waitaminute....

You’re an idiot.

How come DC thinks a drawing like this is acceptable to be shown to the public like that?

It must be nice to get to the point in a highly respected and successful career where people are so desperate to avoid missing out on your next big thing that you can literally just take a big peanutty dump on your drawing table and get paid for it.

Come on, Rob, that’s a bit harsh. Don’t you get a boner when you’re straining to poop in your pants?

You think that’s how Lois finds out he’s Superman? She’s like “you’ve got a very strange wang. It all makes sense now!”

Super dong in wrinkly tights... Gods be praised, my homosexuality has been cured! Shame that I’m not only impotent but can’t stop vomiting.

Actually, on second thought: maybe this isn’t his penis. Maybe he has shit himself and a super-turd has simply hammocked itself in his trousers?