I had the most interesting discussion with a pro-Trump guy about this today. He’s very much anti-DACA as “immigration reform”

The leopards are coming for all your faces, assholes.

And also, it’s going to put off the Norwegians.

Pro-tip to the fucknuts at ICE: Picking up a 40+ year old white doctor with two decades-old legal dings is not going to make you look any less racist and is definitely not making you look like you’re out there rounding up ‘bad hombres’.

I think as part of the Resistance, we should fund a team of saboteurs to gain membership at Trump’s various properties and stay at his hotels and plant bedbugs, roach eggs, mold cultures in the rooms and disperse herbicide and destructive pests on the golf courses.

Yes, he is wrong. I don’t know what Britney Spears’ plans for the future are, but J-Lo isn’t going anywhere. Neither is Lady Gaga. The rules have changed.

I would be willing to consider letting her sit in a parked car a few blocks away from the BBQ, and maybe bringing her some rolls (no macaroni pie because bish please), if she releases those tapes.

Omarosa is no friend to black folk, or anyone else other than Omarosa,

He absolutely would. Trump is a slug and that’s how I instantly annihilated the slugs who invaded my vegetable garden.

I remember how nice the Obamas were to Melania on Inauguration Day, that was probably the last day that anyone was genuinely, unconditionally nice to her. 

I’d have to agree, shamefully. I’m a straight dude and I probably take it from Mussolini for say, super powers.   

But I’m assuming you also aren’t someone who has monetized sex as their profession? The calculation is a little different once you cross that line. Rather like how most corporate lawyers embrace the transactional nature of their trade and as a result tend to frame things in terms of the client’s interests and legalism…

I’ve thought about this. In return for world peace, and end to inequality, shitloads of money for me and everyone I know and love, and death to my enemies, I would agree to bend over a sofa for a few minutes of vanilla doggy style.

close all prisons and release inmates, make hospitals free, and open US borders completely

Lol. Manning is running in a state that is home to:

130,000 Federal employees
11 military bases
The NSA headquarters

JAYONNAISE

Wypipo In Action (sans capslock):

Everything is relative, apparently.

she’ll be running against incumbent Ben Cardin, a centrist Democrat

I was going to go with: