I’m a man. I recently intervened to help a woman who was being literally assaulted in a parking lot with at least a dozen people standing by watching. When I intervened, the guy turned his attention to me, which gave her time to get into her car and escape. Immediately after he and I were engaged, 8-10 people rushed…

#TeamKillerMike (not because Nina Turner, but because NOT Oprah)

She got blacklisted for speaking her mind/opinions. I like her because I don’t trust that any of the shit about her being unlikeable is true.

I love Oprah, but her continuing endorsement of outright charlatans does not bode well for the quantity of shit in her body: Dr Phil, Dr Oz, that “The Secret” horseshit, etc

I read your column ‘religiously’. I don’t often agree with you, but the story you told here is so important that I had to comment on it. Your story about you mother reminds me of ‘The Widow’s two mites’ from Luke 21: 1-4. And so often that story gets used by a charlatan from the pulpit trying to squeeze the last dime…

When I was around 13 or so I was dropped off at the mall to get Christmas presents for the family. No 13 year old boy is good at such things. I was struggling. But there was this kiosk, maybe Sharper Image or something like that with all kinds of cool things for gifts. I saw this mini back massager, maybe $15 bucks or…

Yeah, that’s the one part of the evening you can relax about: theme is inherent! Concentrate on matching paper plates and Scotchguarding everything.

I mean, I’d bang him. If I’m gonna sex party with billionaire geniuses he’s top of the list.

Aww, this is really kind of sweet! I’d feel bad too: didn’t mean to lead you on, nice lesbian lady!

Your comments in this thread are 🔥

I don’t know what to believe, because there is no doubt in my mind that Elon Musk totally attends sex parties, but also there’s been more information that’s come out that backs up that this was an official, venture capitalist firm-sponsored party (which raises all sorts of new and terrible issues!), so it’s entirely…

I believe him. I bumbled into a sex party once and when I got to my third couple making out while also making lingering eye contact with other partygoers, I was like “Ohhhh okay, okay I get it” and my boyfriend and I left to play trivia at a sports bar. It wasn’t my scene then.

You wouldn’t think it after all the harassment reports but lots of just normally intelligent business people are like this, too. If he found a couple of like minded guests to discuss projects with, they’d ignore the rest of the people  and hudle in the kitchen or den figuring them out.

Most of Musk’s speeches or interviews give me sympathetic awkwardness. He’s gotten better over time though.

Something something Pagan fertility celebration

I accidentally bought a vibrator that I thought was a back massager for the white elephant game this Christmas and had no idea until both my fiance and Mom went “Oh no, Pixie, that’s a vibrator. You CAN’T bring that to Christmas!” And proceeded to laugh at me hysterically.

Now that I think about it, no I haven’t. Strangely! I like the guy and his work; but I’ve only ever read his writing (including a Reddit AMA). But I fully agree with you. He’s a smart, smart guy, and I really think he either left early or really didn’t see it.

Have you ever listened to Musk give a speech or interview? Him thinking a sex party was just a business social and leaving before the boning makes far more sense to me then him seeing he white fur floor and going, “hold my beer, I need to grab a bunny suit out of the frunk.”

Well, my kids’ school has some explaining to do about last Easter!

They only invited him for the batteries.