Just say no to hypnotherapy!

And Fox won’t want her. She is chasing the harassment stories hard and she will just be too old for them

ESP when you didn’t come from money. That mentality never lets up.

Eating the bugs isn’t the skill, acting is.

I learned about the Allen stuff here at Jezebel so *shrug* I’m not sure what you’re looking for.

The “maybe” is so shitty. Like a shitty cherry on top of it all, because all these MAGA-assholes want to be Trump, but then they refuse to acknowledge he started on third base and is only squeaking by on gossip, conjecture and monetizing his brand right into the chair in the Oval.

Goddamn, can I get a follow? 🙏🏼

For that kind of money he should have a personal KFC/McD’s on the plane with hostesses he gets to hire. Just living the #americandream is all.

He’s young.

Except dancing with mops and brooms is an old trope, the kind of thing Del Torro would add to homage those old films.

Start by bringing them stories! They have published from the community when approached with a topic. Reach out through email and chase that money!

The NYT is trying to distract you with petty facts. Fox will distract you with a BADASS CAR CHASE LETS GO!

Yeah, well I’m not a Christian I just live in the USA so it’s culturally relevant.. and I guess the Heston trickle down. Never investigated further, really.

Fuck yah, thanks!

Karen, no one cares about your IBS but how about you bring some poo-pouri next week. It’s only really a problem to have a leaky asshole when you ARE a leaky asshole.

Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!! What?!?!

Okay... I’ll admit I really still thought that slaves built the pyramids and probably largely because of the Bible.

LOL thanks for rolling back in a month later to finish your #wokesplaining

Playground bully 101: yell at something* you wish you had and tell it** that it’s*** worthless.

BRING ON THE SUBTERFUGE