Same! My 9 yr old floof is a baby!

You mean to tell me that my babies aren’t actually babies? Pretty sure this 48 month old is a baby

They get so jaded when the go through their teenage-in-dog-years phase. “Yes, yes, ‘I’s a good boy.’ Whatever.”

You might be a woman but you still retain your pre-transition level of male entitlement and desire to mansplain to others about stuff you don’t understand. When you are born with a vagina and it is cut away as a child and sewn shut and infected then you can talk.

I have never seen a thread anywhere about FGM that doesn’t end up swamped with men talking about male circumcision and how convinced they are that their lives have been ruined by it.

hahaha I was just thinking that whatever they were, William managed to get the gene combination that turned him absolutely fucking normal.

I only remember that until Trump was elected. Nobody was looking forward to 2017 after November 2016.

Mango Mussolini

“Hitler is getting recognized more and more, I’ve noticed...”

I bet these guys have had a Hitler boner for years, and it’s now finally ok to talk about it. Welcome to Trumpistan.

Wow. Hitler is really seeing a rise in popularity during passover.

“If this is anyone but Steve Allen, you’re stealing my bit!”

Most of the time when someone bitches that another comedian stole their joke I’m kind of like “Yeah...or maybe your joke wasn’t very original”

“Is This What Parties Are Like Now?”

Just a good wholesome American using his second amendment right, nothing to see here.

Fuck that. She claims to agree with everything her husband stands for. She came here and worked illegally, but wants to deport others who do the same. She doesn’t have a problem with her husband sexually harassing and assaulting women and wants women to shut up about their treatment at the hands of men like him. She…

Right, in case the Queen becomes aggressive.

Just as they taught you at Eton.

If I had known that United was doing random beat downs I would’ve purchased a ticket for Sean Spicer.

As a Falcons fan, I concur in your analysis of Brady. *cries into pillow*