Love letters to Minneapolis don’t win oscars. Not self congratulatory enough for Oscar voters.

“in this country”

Anything can be an event! My breakfast was an event. Your comment was an event. I just let my dog out for a pooping event.

I’m sure Baldwin never imagined that this would be his lasting contribution to the world. 

Craft thread!

Ho ho hooooooo, from my house to yours!

Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.

I’m glad that the law has finally stopped looking the other way with this bullshit.

Ahh I hope I don’t get banned lol: http://jezebel.com/here-are-the-unretouched-images-from-lena-dunhams-vogu-1503336657

Your stupid ass is worried about liberals while you fucking elected a fascist? This ain’t about politics. You’re wrong and an ignorant/bad person. Explain yourself because history (if we get there) will judge your ilk.

Well the United States is about to bring “The Grapes of Wrath” and “The Handmaid’s Tale” to life, so Monroeville is actually on trend here.

Well if they don’t it’s further truth to the totally true claims that misandry is rampant and destroying this great straight, white, Christian nation for men.

People are saying this on Instagram, so I’m pretty much making fun of them (and myself as a result).

“self-radicalized.”

Note to self: It’s not “self-radicalization” when American white nationalists kill people. Only when the guy is a non-white Muslim. I think I understand now.

Won’t someone pleeze think of the poor neglected disenfranchised under-served white males!!1!!!!!

We need to learn our lesson and do more to save the white male! What fools we’ve been!

But remember, it’s all about economic issues that the Democratic party ignored because reasons. Or something. Definitely not racism.

Just FYI, Locomotive Jones is a long-time Gawker troll who infested Jezebel after Gawker got shut down. He occasionally manages to sound fairly rational, when he’s not doing things like posting pictures of women at Clinton rallies and rating the ones hot enough for him to rape, but not engaging and/or dismissing is…