If Barack Obama had 5 kids by 3 wives and each marriage ended because he was stepping out..... I mean do I even have to finish that thought?

Didn’t Bill Clinton get sued while he was in office for things that happened before he was president? Fuck this.

You and half the electorate apparently, maybe we can get a do-over

The trial is set for November 28th? I thought that was Election Day?

Can Ivanka Trump not read or is she simply rubbing her father’s non-victory victory in our faces?

Yeah, but if the adult protesters, who voted? I know so many people who abstained from voting as some dumb fucking “protest” (read: white privilege and entitlement) and now they’re out in the streets yelling “not my president”. Well, he is- in part because of people like you.

Annnnnnd I’m crying again. This is a fucking nightmare. A four-year long nightmare.

Brock Turner. Being a sexual predator is a great way to win Republican votes.

If only one of those bodies was orange with tiny hands. If only..........................

There’s a petition on Change.org to ask the Electoral College to elect Hillary Clinton over the moldy Cheeto when they convene on December 19, because she’ll have won the popular vote! Please sign and share! I need this fucking modicum of hope right now... https://www.change.org/p/electoral-college-electors-electoral-c…

It’s going to get worse before it gets better.

That’s great and all Bernie, but your one-note Millennial issue concerns are why you tanked the 35+ black and Latino vote, and therefore didn’t win the nomination.

“Dream”, “Saint”, “Treasure” and “Rob”

“And later, loving and protective mothers Kris and Tokyo Toni reconnect with each other for the first time in five years at King Cairo’s lavish 4th birthday celebration.”

Da fuq I just read?

• We will work with President Trump to reverse policies of the Obama administration that seek to coerce other countries into accepting same-sex ‘marriage’ as a condition of receiving US assistance and aid. It is fundamentally wrong for a president to become a lobbyist for the LGBT agenda, and we are confident that will…

i suspect it will be infinitely pushed because sometimes even art wont stoop to imitating that particular life.

Here’s the original tweet if you want to RT

To my friends in the East, currently under the Shadow...your friends in the West have not forgotten you. And we are coming.

The margin of victory for Trump in Michigan and Wisconsin was less than the total of Jill Stein voters in both sates. If those precious little babies had simply voted strategically the “meaning” we are all about to start deriving from this shit-show would have been radically different.

The SCOTUS thing is by far the worst (apart from potentional nuclear war). Trump can literally create a bench so young and conservative that it makes 20 years ago look like 120 years ago.