in your defense, she used to be.

If I had access to GT, I wanted to write a rant about this very thing.

Let’s talk about our sweet pups who have passed!

I expect trolls on this article any minute now...*something something, black on black crime, blacks commit more violent crimes, mumble mumble*

I know. I mean why does my wife need more than 3 pairs of shoes? Sport, casual and dress suits me just fine.

To be fair, I felt extremely charitable after I saw how happy Leonardo DiCaprio became after the Make-a-Wish team got him his Academy Award.

How great it must feel to do something charitable and have the credit go to your ex boyfriend.

Or maybe Alexis had supportive siblings who know his or her wishes better than we do.

Jesus, you scared me for a minute there.

Is it ironic that Union is the voice of authority on this film whereas Parker is cutting off interviews? Not sure, but I’m okay with this.

Maybe also stop celebrating families who use a woman’s womb like a clown car.

no, you catcall them because you feel they are less human than you are and you want to make an expression of social dominance and power because it puffs up your fragile ego.

Who the fuck stared this comment?

Scanning the comments for butt hurt like

Holy shit, some menfolk are about to lose their minds.

OMG! Any man that would tell you that should also let you squeeze his balls while you have an epidural-free birth!!

This is dry humor at its finest. You said this while holding a dead parrot and wearing no pants, right?

He won the nomination fair and square and he‘s a conman, a blowhard, and an ignoramus. It is not just disagreement, it is the clear and objective reality that he is a clown. That is what makes him an invalid candidate.