I’ve always comforted myself by saying “it wasn’t the majority” but the fact that 62 million did anyway...and adding on the millions who didn’t think he was a big enough threat to make them go out and vote for “that cold woman” is so scary and depressing.

It bums me out how vile people are about Pierce Bronson’s wife. I always at least see one comment that’s like “Omg, she’s fat why is he with her?!” Maybe he loves her based on non-physical characteristics or something crazy like that? Or maybe his beauty ideal isn’t the same as yours? How is this so confusing to so…

Yikes.

No, the chicken’s clucks were way too eloquent to be confused with Drumpf’s ramblings.

When the hell did she get out of prison??!

This was probably 15 years ago at this point but I remember seeing it at K-Mart and pointing it out to the teenage cashier who was somehow not amused by it. I’m actually not 100% sure it was the NE if I’m honest; it could have been one of those other crazy ones that were so popular at the time but have become defunct…

The National Enquirer also said that Trump has a plan for World Peace and that Osama Bin Laden created his own Jurassic Park to attack America with (slightly more believable than the Trump story but still probably fake) so I wouldn’t ditch him quite yet J.Lo.

Lisa Bloom must be one of the busiest damn lawyers in Los Angeles. This is great except watch him release the tape anyway just to punish her.

Double post, oops.

I find it weird that whenever someone feels the need to rehash this story for the ten millionth time Bill seems to escape being a central character in it. It’s always about Monica being fat, ugly and desperate (why would he pick her of all women?! twenty years on and that still upsets dude-bros the most) or Hillary…

I thought 2016 was the year that boasted the motto “Stay in your lane ladies!” but evidently 2017 wants that one too.

He turns 30 this year, Kendall is 20-ish I think and I Googled the other guy who is apparent 18-19. I guess it’s not like anyone is still in high school but the difference between 19 and 30 is staggering. Maybe I’m being ageist but even at 25 it would have made me feel weird to be hanging around teenagers.

It’s hard to be likable when people are determined to not like you no matter what. And I got to be honest, literally no one running for president this time was exactly what I would call likable. Most of them were men though and are therefore not expected to be nice, likable or sweet.

“People think hairy armpits and women who burn bras and hate men.”

I wish I could be more excited about this but Barr’s racism and general shittiness has made it kind of hard for me to want to root for her or her projects...

Thank God.

She was working for the Zodiac Killer Ted Cruz before that went belly up so it’s not like she was ever not a shit person but you’re totally right that the fame going to her head has clearly erased any Trump related concerns she might have had.

Instead of a description of the word “tacky” the 2018 dictionaries should just replace it with this picture. We’d get it.

I’m kind of surprised people are buying the whole “she’s just trying to lay low” thing. I mean, maybe she hasn’t been photographed in a while but it seems like her people are still making sure that she gets a media shout out every few days. Maybe she’s just trying to shed her snake skin image.

But...that’s not really why a lot of people voted for her? I think it’s so sexist that people keep pushing this. I voted for her because she had such a long and successful career and had a lot of the same values I did. Abortion access and gun control are two of my biggest issues for example and she has a strong…