So Ryan is on DWTS and they invited back both Julianne and Derek*. Welp. At least Laurie will be a joy to watch.

That’s horrible. I’m so sad for the kid and for you to have had to see that. It’s great you’re not still living in that area.

There was a kid shot on your stoop?! Jesus Christ! Were they okay?

It...wouldn’t likely be a clean fall. You’re gonna be hitting about 10,000 different ledges, rocks, and shit. I would doubt one is likely to remain alive until they get to the bottom.

I thought it was really cute but then I read all the comments on the article and apparently I was the only one who thought so. :/

I mean, I love the cast but this sounds so...overdone?

Never fuck with nail salon employees. They work seven days a week for like 15-16 hours a day and provide services to some of the suckiest, most entitled people on Earth an their gross hands and feet. They aren’t afraid of guns. They aren’t afraid of death.

I’d be more excited about this if I hadn’t already seen internet warrior bros revving up to make sure they destroy this film too and scare these actresses away from social media. And I’m basically only ever on here and on other news sites so I’m sure 4chan and Reddit subs having posted a call to arms now that they…

But Hillary now the losers over at Breitbart might not like you!!! D:

I saw a few episoes of that show and I honestly thought he was playing up the dumb for the cameras. Now I’m 100% sure that it was all genuine which actually makes the show so much better.

Journey River sounds like the name of a bathroom spray and not a baby.

Survive it? This is how I wanted to die.

I am amazed at Andrew Breitbart’s ability to continue to terrorize us (us meaning decent, sane people) from the grave.

I am so glad someone else hated “Boyhood.”

That will teach them not to reboot famous classic films with all-female casts!

There is a 13-ish year old girl who attends my middle school part time because she’s a really talented gymnast and she trains in the afternoon.

I know this isn’t a really popular opinion outside of radical feminism but I think there should be a conversation about how early exposure to porn influences the way men see women. Namely, porn tends to treat female actresses like objects. I remember reading an article by a former porn actress who admitted that there…

Ah, thanks. For some reason I thought the Rock was the central protagonist this whole time.

Okay I admit I’ve never seen a FF movie in my life but didn’t they start making them like 20 years ago or some shit? Is Vin a new addition? Because otherwise you think they would have had issues a long time ago...

My dad was a vet. He gave me a kitten who had been hit by a tractor. Very nice cat but it could not focus on anything due to brain damage. Like, if he tried to stare at something his eyes would start rolling and his head would eventually start to do the same.